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The Man in Red by ottoman42, literature

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The Man in Red

Quite some time ago the world was quite different. No one was rude or uncaring at all everyone lived in eternal bliss. However this is not where the story is supposed to begin instead it is supposed to start at the opposite side, where everyone is mean to everyone else. The world is a busy place, with people who only care about themselves. But there is this one kid this one shinny RUBY of a man who could possibly change it all. We find Bob dressed totally in RED. Almost head to toe. He has bright red pants a maroon sweatshirt, a red watch and even red shoes. There are three things that are not RED, his eyes and hair where both BLUE! On his no

Georgeisms by ottoman42, literature

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Georgeisms

Georgeisms Georgeisms- (n), (adj.) The things he says or does not to be funny completely serious. A George- (n.) A really fucking stupid or weird thing either said or done. (v.) Pulled a George- doing a stupid thing. · We have to start simple we need a scarf and a tent · We need a statue of Zeus · It looks like he has an erection · Is there a difference between green and blue? · You should be required to [take your pants off in front of me] [this was said after he took off his pants in front of a girl.] · It's a real shame when a gorges girl gets injured liked sliced in half. What about smart girls ugly girls? They should

Geroge vs John Silber by ottoman42, literature

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Geroge vs John Silber

George vs. John Silber Part 1: The Insurrection Scene Opens with John Silber at the head of a large ebony table with him speaking: Silber: Gentlemen I have called you all here today to tell you that the board of Trustees has now been DISOLVED! (On the word dissolved he pushes a button and all the chairs go flying backwards and flames leap up from the holes where the chairs once where. Diabolical laughter follows) Cut to George in front of his computer grumbling George: That stupid bitch, the security guard and al her stupid black friends not letting my friends in goddamn it its all Silber's fault for his stupid Guest policy. ARG! I kn

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Current Status: Hectic by ottoman42, visual art

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About ottoman42

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United States
Deviant for 21 years
ottofocus.blogspot.com/
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Current Residence: Boston or New Jersey
Favourite genre of music: punk/ska/emo and classic rock
Favourite photographer: Radiantflux
Favourite style of art: Sound Design
Operating System: OS X 10.3/Fedora Core 2
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Wallpaper of choice: Some of my pictures, game related ones, Explodingdog anything that strikes my fancy
Skin of choice: Zelda Amp
Favourite cartoon character: Tigger
Personal Quote: Have fun

Favourite Visual Artist

Michelangelo and Edward Hopper

Favourite Movies

Life of Brian

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Less Than Jake/The Who

Favourite Writers

Chuck Palahniuk

Favourite Games

X-COM: UFO Defense

Favourite Gaming Platform

My computers (The Forge and Ottomatic)

Tools of the Trade

Pro Tools LE 6.4/Powershot A 70/15" PowerBook G4/The Forge making a comeback! w00t!

Other Interests

Sound, Theatre, Movies, Music, People, and Digital Photography

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ottoman42

Feb 4, 2005

Flickr

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ottoman42

Oct 26, 2004

Goodbye DA

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As I said earlier I'm leaving DA and not just for the reason i mentioned before but its time to move on. Incase any one cares my work will be posted in two palces Here: http://ottofocus.blogspot.com/ its my blog where I choose the best photos I uploaded. *or* Here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ottoman42/ Though more expensive then DA the design is right and I do not post more pictures then I need to. So it should help my critical eye Besides this will probably force me to make my own website. I'm not sure wether my slice of DA will stay or go but at any rate consider my account closed. Hope everyone who comes through here has a good tim

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ottoman42

Oct 26, 2004

Ads on DA right in your face = BS

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Man this new ad placement is really shitty huh? I guess I should go buy a subscription to get rid of them or a better thought is to tell DA to fuck off. This is re goddamn ridiculous! Its bad enough that almost every fucking page has a link to a DA subscription and ads on top of that. And DA couldn't really put ads where every one else puts them huh no that would be  to normal. They have to out them right in your fucking face. Urg this is awful fuck this. The admin of the site is getting out of hand. I'm sick of them using us for their content and forcing ads and services down our throats to cover the expenses with out any of us there would